Thursday, August 25, 2011

My 67 Galaxie


So earlier today I read a blog about my friend Steve’s cool 60 model F-100 and it inspired me to write this blog.  So let us begin shall we?  This one is about my 1967 Galaxie.  Is it a 500, 500 xl you might ask?  I don’t know and frankly don’t care.  For the past several years I have been buying engine parts and receiving old cars and trucks that did not run.  I had a 1947 international that I was doing a ground up restoration on but just lost the time and interest.  I was down in the dumps cause until the point of purchase of the Galaxie, I have not had a cool vehicle since High School.  It was a 1971 F100 ranger.  It was cool man had it all decked out with late model ford chrome wheels off of a bronco,  dressed up the engine with all fomoco parts and finished off later with a tach in the hood.  But back to the galaxie.  I was working a job that kept me out of town a lot but left me with good chunks of money in my bank account.  My friend Dustin Mills was about to buy another car and after seeing his collection I decided to buy a cool car.  In my search for this cool car, I had come across dead ends and dumbassery(sorry steve had to borrow that).  The dumbassery was from guys that thought they had a gold mine but it was just a rust bucket. But anyways,  I did all my searching in Texas from a hotel room in southern Pennsylvania .  After running through all the mid to late 50s and early 60s ford searches it was looking pretty bleak that I was not going to have a cool Ford vehicle.  I was getting discouraged and angry.  After a couple of days of not searching I went back to the hotel and searched “67 Ford”  and wouldn’t you know my car was at the top of the list.  I clicked it open and even with the mediocre camera phone pictures, the car looked amazing.  I had to have this car but it was priced 2000 over my budget.  Then  I thought this car was made for me I was made for this car the price will go down.  Two weeks go by and boom,  the price dropped to 2 grand.  I called in a favor to my dad to go look at the car.  I was nearly 2000 miles away from home.  Dad said he would kick my ass if  did not buy that car. He said” you already lost one cool truck, don’t let this one go.”  So the deal was set, the guy holds the car I get home a week later and collect my prize so to speak.

Here comes the fun part.   I want to thank Dustin Mills and Mills Hot Rods for loaning me the trailer to get the car home.   I went to pick up the car and I looked it over one last time before the exchange of cash.  I am here to tell you, on the outside I was cool and composed but on the inside I was like a kid kicking his legs waiting for his pot pie to come out of the oven.  The car is exactly what I was looking for. The body was in great shape the interior while at first I was leery about really grew on me.  The interior is black vinyl with a spider web pattern on all the seats and back dash.  Cash exchanged and lets load this bitch it s time to take her home.  I was so excited another cool car only my second one ever and I was gonna do this one right.  Well we get the car loaded and unload it back at Mills’ Hot Rods .  The first thing I notice was the ignition switch was finicky and was troublesome to start the car it had a sweet spot.  Now any normal person would change that, not me, that means someone has to really know how to start this car,  it is really a theft deterrent system 43 years in the making.  Then we noticed there was no push button for the passenger outside door handle.  Buy a new one I say now.  So my buddy Dustin fixed it with a carriage bolt and 2 nuts with a lock washer.  Yea little hill billy but it doesn’t stick out like a sore thumb.  But all in all the car was solid just a little bit of unique things that  I liked about it.  Now the week after I bought it there was a big gathering at Murray’s Kustoms in Fort Worth and I thought of no better way to show it off than to take it there.  Well middle of July was not a kid idea.  The night before I went out there I installed a 3 gauge set because all the car had was Idiot lights.  Well needless to say, I found out quick that the motor in the car was not long for this world.  It ran at a steady 215 degrees with a dip up to 225 and 7psi of oil pressure.

Well after all these years of collecting engine parts it finally paid off.  Who is stupid now Dad?  So at this point I built a motor and I rushed it .  Because of that,  I know burn as much oil as gas thanks to slipping a scrapper ring.  No big E though,  I have my old 351W motor I started building when I was 18 .  Now I have taken this thing to a few car shows and just drove it around really.  It has been a fun ride,  and it is only going to get better.  I am really happy with what I bought because it is not a camaro,  mustang, shoe box ford or 53 chevy.  This car is not what you see everyday and it shows when people ask me about it.  People tell me I need to rat it out or lower it or bag it.  Those are al good suggestions but what I do with it will not be something you are seeing done in the magazines or on TV.


Friday, August 19, 2011

Hot Rod or Rat Rod


Rat rod, what does it mean to you? To me it means laziness in a sense that you are to lazy or lack creativity when building a car.   Now don’t get me wrong I don’t think every car should be a Boyd Codington custom but take some time to build your car.  Now I remember when rat rods hit the scene they were pretty cool and some things were creative.  Now a days rat rods have become to evolve into nothing more than a cast iron skillet with a 350 Chevrolet and a spatula for a seat.  The people that build these cast iron skillets say “they want to honor hot rodders before them”.  I am calling bullshit on this ladies and gents.  In all the old hot rod picture archives I have never seen a rusted out shit box that was built on purpose.  I look at these cars and see everything wrong with car building today.  Everything is ordered out of a catalog nothing is matched right and there is no creativity.  A buddy of mine has a rat rod that he paid cash for it looks ok to much rust for me but now after he has tore into it was really poorly built.

Lets talk about paint on these so called rat rods.  Flat black, that seems to be the only color they offer for rat rods.  I mean do you walk into the Napa or paint supply and say” I am building a rat rod” then they hand you a gallon of the worst black primer a person can buy.  No look I am a big fan of a black car Cadillac’s, mercury’s and what not but not flat black.  Make that bitch shine that’s what I say.   What happened to taking time to actually give some thought to you paint color .  This involves going to the paint store and sitting for hours looking at colors and wondering if you can mix two or three together to make the perfect paint color for you car.  I mean you look at all the old Rat Fink pictures and the cars were colorful not just black.
So lets talk about the engine combo.  Man these guys slap a 305 in a car and call it a 350.  Now I am not a Chevy man and people know this but I do know that neither the 350 or the 305 are “old school” hot rod motors and that’s what you rat rodders preach isn’t it old school?  If you are gonna build and old school hot rod to honor hot rodders before you wouldn’t you build a flat head,  y block , 265 or even a W motor?  Man I guess I will draw this to a close because I will get a lot of people bitchin if I really carry on this subject.  I guess in the end if you want to build a true old school hot rod look at old popular mechanics or hot rod magazines from the 60s you wont see any rats in there.  Be creative don’t follow the main stream make the car your own.  Just cause everyone is turnin a model A or T into a rat rod does not mean you have to as well.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Taxes


So government seems to be the big topic now of days,  well might as well throw my hat into the ring on this one.  Now like fifty percent of Americans I am a tax paying citizen.  Yes I said fifty percent,  there are only fifty percent of Americans paying taxes.  The other fifty percent is made up of tax dodging yuppies and people that just feel like everyone else should pay and they keep what ever they want.  They call the second of the two socialists in my book they are both socialists.  Part of being an American is paying taxes.  Now lets say on average an American (and honest one)  pays in 20 percent of his or her wages.  So you run the numbers of an average salary of forty thousand a year on fifty percent of America witch is roughly 150,000,000, that comes out to 1.2 trillion.  Now this s just a rough number this doesn’t include the current tax code brackets this is just a rough number.  So 1.2 trillion dollars, where does it go you might ask since we have over a trillion dollar debt and borrow 48 cents of every dollar. Well there are a number of government entities that do or offer the same service.  Well fare that has been abused for 30 years.  A billion of it is advocated to the 50 states for bridge and road programs.  Oh failed to mention bail outs.  Yes bail outs of banks and auto makers.  Now why did we bail the banks and auto makers out?  It makes more sense if you would have gave everyone in America 130,000 dollars.  Now with that money people would have paid cars and houses off thus stopping the  bank and auto bail outs.  I mean why not?  It was out money to begin with.   In the past 2 years some of the banks and one of the auto makers have paid back the money.  Now that this money is paid back somewhat the country is still struggling.  So to fix this problem we print 1 trillion in new money witch decreases the value of the great American dollar.  Now lets say you run out of money in the bank,  you need some you go to your basement or garage and print more, you would go to jail.  SO what gives the government the right to do it?  The United States government is as corrupt as the New York police department.  It does not matter what side of the isle you sit on more than likely you are corrupt if you are in D.C.  So as Americans we are tired of plans to fix the problems we need a solution and not a ten year solution because it will be impossible to hold future congress’ to the agreements made now.  We need a solution now.  So here is my solution.  A flat 3 percent federal sales tax.  Now before you roll your eyes wait.  Remember earlier when I said only 50 percent of Americans pay taxes with this instated it goes to 100 percent.  Everything you buy has a 3 percent tax for the federal government.  It takes away tax loopholes no one can dodge it not even church’s or non profit organizations.  Everyone is taxed so you can have a fare steak in this Great country now lets just run the numbers on a gallon of gas with a 3 percent tax.  Now this is taken on a 3 dollar a gallon average.  So in one year Americans’ use about 136 trillion gallons of gas now on a 3 dollar a gallon  that’s roughly 410 trillion dollars a year.  With a 3 percent tax that’s 12,318,750,000 in tax revenue a year in just gasoline alone.  Now with this flat tax you don’t pay labor taxes you don’t pay anything out of your check it all goes to you.  Wow what a thought a 28 yr old Texan with a 12th grade education fixed the revenue problem.